Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Acquiring additional bootlicking skills


In this world of competitive bootlicking, bootlickers are finding it hard to stand out among the rest of the bootlickers. One way to standout among the others is by way of learning and acquiring additional skill(s) which may not be related to your daily work but can be applied when it matters.

So, go search for external courses from newspapers or anywhere. Sign up, use your own money - you'll not regret.

But we seriously recommend you to take up courses on massaging. Who knows, one day when your boss started playing futsal after a long lay-off, he/she might hurt any part of his/her body, you're there to LEND YOUR HANDS! It's time to show your massage skills which could help you sail throughout the year in office.

You don't need to enroll in advanced course. A basic course will do and is enough to impress your boss who obviously know nuts about massaging and all the veins and nerves in his/her body. This has been proven!