Friday, October 31, 2008

Bullshitting?!


If you are a boss...
You'll know that you're a piece of shit if you can't talk to bosses of other departments to get some information on work and you need to send your staff to get those information. Or none of other bosses response to your email. Some may mark your mail as spam. Or when others keep on declining your meeting invitation or doesn't response at all.

And, you'll know FOR SURE that you're a piece of shit when you start saying, "Bullshit laaa... everyone is bullshit!" Yes, everyone is bullshit to you but, the company is still in operation. So, who's the bullshit here?


Thursday, October 30, 2008

Hiring mistake!


You've been struggling to come to terms with your boss. Every conversation will eventually turn to a high-pitch argument. Even a friendly gesture like, "How are you" may end up with "Mind your own business!" And at the end of every conversation, or argument, both you and your boss leave the room with the expression "I want to kill you!" written on both faces.

And you've been wondering. Whether, it is your boss is the one who is really suck? Or is it you are the one who is incompetent to handle pressures?

But, you'll have the answer of what you've been wondering all this while. When you hear your boss' boss admits that hiring your boss was a mistake. And your boss' boss describes your boss, among all (the stupids, all the f words, idiots), your boss is NOT TACTFUL. Yes, your boss is NOT TACTFUL! But, that's still the most polite way of describing your boss.

So, stop wondering. You're GOOD! It is your boss who SUCKS!




tactful = lacking or showing a lack of what is fitting and considerate in dealing with others


Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Mentally sick!


During festive seasons, many of us are organizing open houses by inviting friends, colleagues and relatives for a feast, whether it is in a small or large scale. Being courteous, you still send the invitation to the dumb-ass, marrow sucking boss to your open house.

And you know your boss is mentally sick or at least having a brain capability of worse than of an 8-year old kid and you feel like dumping your boss head into the toilet bowl full of shit when he says that people organize open houses to SHOW OFF! And if your boss still turn up during your open house, just say to him FUCK OFF!



(note: this is a real story between my current Senior Vice President and my colleague, a Vice President who has already resigned from the company)