Friday, April 18, 2008

How..eh..non..bootlickers?

Imagine you have a long, big, shining knife laid across your table in front of you everytime your boss came to visit you! I think the second time he sees the knife, that will be his last visit! The big knife is actually just for cutting apples and pears for lunch! Don't be scare boss!

Imagine you see your boss caught in the rain while crossing building. You are driving you car, passing him, passing the building that your boss is going to. Just wave your hand! Sorry boss, my doors not working! Don't get mad!

Imagine the lift is full of bosses and not enough for another one person more. You are 1 minutes away from a major meeting. Pull one of the bosses out and say "urgent! You wait for the next trip!" The other lifts are out of order!

Imagine..imagine .. you are non bootlicker.....

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