Athletics, yet an asshole

You’ve been hearing your asshole BOSS is athletic. Who cares? He is an asshole. Anyway and finally, if what you’ve been hearing is true, everyone in the company may find your asshole BOSS useful to the company especially during inter-department or inter-subsidiary companies sports carnival.

One day you had a conversation with your asshole BOSS…
You: So, what games do you play?
Asshole BOSS: Owh… I play all games.
You: Are you sure?!
Asshole BOSS: Ya ya!! I even do track and field.
You: Whoaa… track and field, too?! What event in track and field?
Asshole BOSS: All. Especially pecut (dash events)
You: 100m or 200m?
Asshole BOSS: Both I can.
You: So, you can take corners very well in 200m?
Asshole BOSS: That’s my favorite part. Oh yeah.. I also swim very well.
You: Really? What style?
Asshole BOSS: All laaa… especially the butterfly. That’s my favorite.
You: Butterfly?! That’s the most difficult.
Asshole BOSS: Of course, I’ve been swimming since I was a kid.

So, when the inter-subsidiary companies sport carnival came, your asshole BOSS was selected to play badminton. One reason for the selection was based on his claim, “I was the second team for Malaysia. I used to spar against Rashid Sidek.”

And when the tournament day arrived, not just your asshole BOSS didn’t get to play the men single matchup (as there are other better single players around), your asshole BOSS lost all four men’s doubles matchups and he claimed of muscle pull and crammed on his legs for his losses.

And at the end of the competition, one of your friends said, “If he was Rashid Sidek's sparring partner, his opponents must be Lin Dan’s sparring partner then!” There and there you feel like kicking your asshole BOSS into a swimming pool and see him doing the butterfly.

Oh well, your asshole BOSS is an asshole, anyway. Whatever comes from his mouth will go directly to the toilet bowl.