Bootlickers will remember their bosses' birthdays more than they remember their loved ones'. In fact, they wish everyday is boss' birthday.
So bootlickers, when boss' birthday is around the corner (say, two weeks from today) pay special attention on what he/she likes, what is nice to him/her or what others/you have that he/she feels it's nice to have it too.
Sentences like, "Hey, this ring is nice!" or "Where did you buy this pen? It's so smooth writing with it" or "My perfume does not smell nice like before" or "Do you think I should put cushions in my new car". Those are his/her hints, bootlickers! It's time to get your boss' birthday present, bootlickers!
Start calculating a budget and seek collection from everyone (maybe you need to force some people to chip in) and go buy what he/she was hinting.
Tips: A hardcore bootlicker should contribute the most or buy the present on his/her own.
1 comment:
Ha....u got us, mesti kipin update ko pasal we all beli cincin kat boss...tapi semua share equally... Aku pun beli yg sama jugak for myself. Memang cantik color tu...
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